How Many Rabbits? 多少只兔子？

Teacher: Jonathan， if I gave you three rabbits， and the next day I gave you five rabbits， how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan: Nine， sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I’ve got one already， sir.

老師： 喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

喬納森： 一共有九只，先生。

老師： 九只？

喬納森： 先生，我本來(lái)就有一只。

Who is fighting？誰(shuí)在打架？

Mother: Freddie， why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That’s a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Jackie Smith and Me.

媽媽?zhuān)?弗雷迪，你的臉為什么那么紅？

弗雷迪： 我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。

媽媽?zhuān)?你做的對(duì)，誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)在打架？

弗雷迪： 我和杰克·史密斯。

A Useful Way 一個(gè)有效的方法

Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad.

Father: What’s that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

爸爸： 杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀？

杰克： 我剛才吃了個(gè)蘋(píng)果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢？

杰克： 我忘了洗蘋(píng)果呀。

When Do People Talk Least?

人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話最少？

Teacher: When do people talk least?

Student: In February.

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

老師： 人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話最少？

學(xué)生： 在二月。

老師： 為什么呢？

學(xué)生： 因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋€(gè)月。