有這樣個小屁孩，11歲的他可愛又有點兒淘氣。他似乎有好多好多的鬼點子呢，他還有一本自己的日記。在日記里，小屁孩記下了自己生活中好多有趣兒的故事，還在日記本里畫上了卡通圖畫呢。

小屁孩日記

Greg Heffley is an 11-year-old boy. He is kind， honest， smart and naughty. He has a lot of ideas. He has a diary. In his diary， he writes many interesting stories about his life. He also draws cartoons in his diary. He has a lot of problems in school. But he makes a lot of trouble， too. He runs away from a school singing contest（比賽）.He ofter wants to play tricks（捉弄）on others. But he always makes a fool of himself（出洋相）.He is not good at making friends. But he wants to be the most popular in his school.

Greg is not a good role model（榜樣）.But US children like reading his diaries. In fact（實際上），everything Greg does， you should do the opposite（相反）. Do you want to read about him？ Go andread the book， Diary of a Wimpy Kid（《小屁孩日記》）.It won the Favorite Book award（獎項）at the2010 Kids' Choice Awards in the US.

【小練習(xí)】判斷下面句子正確與否，正確的寫”T”，錯誤的寫“F"。

1.（）Greg Heffley is an ll-year-old boy.

2.（）Greg Heffley has no idea，but he has a diary

3.（）In his diary， he writes many interesting storiesabout his life.

4.（）He runs away from a school dancing contest（比賽）.

5.（）Greg is not a good role model（榜樣）

英語小笑話

半個還是十分之五Half or Five Tenths？

Teacher： Would you rather have one half of an orangeor five tenths？

Gerald： l'd much rather have the half.

Teacher： Think carefully， and tell me why.

Gerald： Because you lose too much juice when youcut the orange into five tenths.

老師：你愿意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘？

杰拉得：我寧可要半個。

老師：仔細(xì)想想，說出理由來。

杰拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。

Iwant a nightmare想傲壞夢

Before the final examination， Tom told hismother，”Mom， I had a dream last night that l'dpassed today's exam.””Don't trust dreams， dear. It issaid what you experience in dreams usually turns outto be the opposite."Mother replied.”Then I do hopel"Dfail the other subjects in my dream tonight，”Tom said

在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試?！薄安灰嘈艍簦H愛的。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實相反?！眿寢尨鸬馈！澳敲矗艺嫦Ｍ诮裢淼膲糁?，我的其他功課都不及格?！睖氛f。