·幽默可樂（Humor Cola）·

·少年筆墨（Teen Ink）·

（本文由王世躍 劉書恩供稿）

注：俳句（haiku）是日本的一種古典短詩，是中國古詩絕句形式經(jīng)過日本化發(fā)展而來?！坝①健笔怯⒄Z國家少年兒童開始學(xué)習(xí)寫詩時，最喜歡采用的詩體之一。這首詩最有意思的一點是，它雖然諷刺俳句短急，但是“unfinish”只拼到一半，就像俳句的形式一般驟然沒有了。

請勿觸摸

在藝術(shù)博物館里，擺在維納斯雕像前的“請勿觸摸”指示牌非常顯眼，很容易看到。

有個小孩看看指示牌，又看看雕像，淡淡地說道：“誰都看到，她是掉了一只手嘛！”

Count Tomorrow Morning

It's a night， John is looking at the sky.

Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John， "What are you doing？" John says， "I'm counting stars.”

Tom laughs and says， "It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning？"

明天早上數(shù)

這是一個晚上，約翰抬頭看著天空。

湯姆是約翰的弟弟，他問約翰：“你在干什么？”

約翰說：“我在數(shù)星星。”

湯姆笑著說：“現(xiàn)在天太黑了，你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢？”

玫瑰有刺

作者：CJ_Choo（美國賓夕法尼亞州亞德利市）

There is beauty in words，

in lines written and read.

And with every stroke，

he cut me open，

and reminded me，

that roses have thorns.

Thorns

By CJ_Choo， Yardley， PA

美存在于文字中，

還在書寫、閱讀的話語間。

每一次敲擊，

都將我割裂，

并提醒我，

玫瑰有刺。

Ironic Haiku

By ElisaTheDuck， Rigaud， Canada

諷刺俳句

作者：艾麗莎鴨（加拿大魁北克省里戈市）

不喜歡俳句，

它們太急太遽然，

且總是未完——

I dislike haikus.

They are too quick and abrupt.

And always unfin-

Hand off

At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly， "Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off."

6.成為焦點 in the spotlight

例句：This is your time in the spotlight.

這就是聚光燈照耀你的時刻。

嗨，老兄！

你會這么說嗎？

1.傾盆大雨 rain cats and dogs

例句：Hurry up！ It will rain cats and dogs.

快！要下大雨啦！

2.一貧如洗 as poor as a church mouse

例句：Mr Jones is as poor as a church mouse， but he is as honest as the day is long.

瓊斯先生雖然一貧如洗，但是他非常正直！

4.成天看電視的人，懶鬼 a couch potato

例句：You are such a couch potato on weekends.

一到周末，你就整天地看電視。

5.七上八下 butterflies in my stomach

例句：I have no butterflies in my stomach after I prepared my lessons carefully.

我認(rèn)真地準(zhǔn)備了功課后，就不緊張了。

·英聲細(xì)語·

3.害群之馬 black sheep

例句：There is a black sheep in every flock.

每個團體中都難免有害群之馬。

（文/方小宇）