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Q: What do you call abunny[小兔子]with a large brain?

A: Anegghead[蛋頭，書呆子].

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It mightcrack up[大笑，損壞]!

Q: Why are youstuffing[塞滿，填滿]all

that Easter candy into your mouth?

A: Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Q: Did you hear about the farmer who

fed crayons to his chickens?

A: He wanted them to lay colourful eggs!

Q: Why did the Easter bunnyshave off[剃掉，刮去]hisfur[皮，毛皮]?

A:Global warming[全球變暖]!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

[h?lk] n. 綠巨人浩克lizard ['l?z?d] n. [動]蜥蜴

sloth [sl??θ] n. 樹懶u=youpls=pleaseurself=yourself

filthy ['f?lθ?] adj. 不潔的，污穢的

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