張亞麗
How Would You Describe Me
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "Im just kidding!"
怎么形容我
妻子:“你會(huì)怎么形容我呢?”
丈夫:“ABCDEFGHIJK?!?/p>
妻子:“那是什么意思?”
丈夫:“迷人的、美麗的、可愛(ài)的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時(shí)髦的、漂亮的和火辣的?!?/p>
妻子:“哇,謝謝,但是‘IJK是什么意思呢?”
丈夫:“開個(gè)玩笑!”
丈夫評(píng)價(jià)妻子,先用優(yōu)美的詞語(yǔ)將妻子捧上云端,再用一句“開個(gè)玩笑”將妻子拉回現(xiàn)實(shí),妻子還沒(méi)來(lái)得及開心,心情就跌入谷底,一定被丈夫氣壞了。
(小淘氣)