繪◎KUNATATA

In my next life I want to live backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home①old people’s home 養(yǎng)老院

feeling better every day.

You get kicked out②get kicked out開除；被趕出去for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, and then when you start work

you get a gold watch and a party on your fi rst day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You part, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous③promiscuous 英 [pr?'m?skj??s] 美 [pr?'m?skju?s]adj. 混雜的；雜亂的 adv. 偶然地；胡亂地,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school,

You become a kid, you play,

You have no responsibilities,

You become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious④luxurious 英 [l?g'???r??s; l?g'zj??-; l?k'sj??-]美 [l?ɡ'??r??s] adj. 奢侈的；豐富的；放縱的；特級(jí)的spa

like conditions with central heating and room service on tap

larger quarters every day and then, Voila⑤voila 英 [vw?'lɑ?] 美 [vwɑ'lɑ] int. （法）瞧；可不是！

You finish off as an orgasm！