Teacher：David, why don’t you wash your face?I can see your breakfast from this morning.David：What was it?Teacher：Eggs.David：Wrong! I ate eggs yesterday. Today’s breakfast was chicken.A：I had an operation. But the doctor left a spo

Jim：Sometimes I like my teacher.Tony：When do you like your teacher？Jim：When she is ill and has to stay at home.Dad：Oh， Jack. You sleep all day. Don’t you know you are wasting time？Jack：Yes， Dad. But I save you some meals， don’t I？

Doing Nothing 什么也沒做A little girl comes home from school. “Mom，” says the girl， “I do nothing at school， but today， my teacher punishes（懲罰） me.”“That’s terrible！” Her mother shouts. “I will talk with your teacher about this. By the

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.After the trial he asked the judge， “This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig？”The judge s