想做壞夢

I want a nightmare

Before the final examination， Tom told his mother， “Mom， I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.”“Dont trust dreams， dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite.” Mother replied. “Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight，” Tom said.

在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試?！薄安灰嘈艍簦H愛的。據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道?！澳敲矗艺嫦Ｍ诮裢淼膲糁?，我的其他功課都不及格?！睖氛f。

Wheres the father？

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

“Look，” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are！”

“Yes，” said the younger， “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father？”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

父親在哪？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

哥哥想了一會兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時正在畫這些畫唄?！眅ndprint