A Girls Wish 小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance， the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

和上帝對話

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對話。

He says： “God， what is a million dollars to you？” And God says：“A penny.” Then the man says：“God， what is a million years to you？” And God says：“A second.” Then the man says：“God， can I have a penny？” And God says：“In a second.”

他問：“主啊，一百萬美元對你意味著多少？”上帝回答：“一便士?！蹦凶佑謫枺骸澳且话偃f年呢？”上帝說：“一秒鐘?！弊詈竽凶诱埱蟮溃骸鄙系?，我能得到一便士嗎？“上帝回答：“過一秒鐘?！?/p>