Quora ： 你贏了

Quora: You Win This One

Q： What should a person do when everything appears to be going wrong in their life？

問：感覺生活一團糟，該怎么辦？

Answered by NehaKariyaniya

Open Google.

Write your problem in the search box.

Read 100000 links of people having problem just like you.

Feel better that you're not the only one.

Get off the computer and deal with the problem like a grown up.

Neha Kariyaniya的回復(fù)：

打開谷歌。

在搜索框里輸入你的問題。

找到了十萬條搜索結(jié)果，這些人和你都面臨著同樣的困境。

發(fā)現(xiàn)你不是一個人，感覺好些了吧。

然后關(guān)掉電腦，像個成年人那樣去解決你的問題。

Q： I asked a girl out and she said， "You are too ugly to date." What should I do？

問：我想約一個女孩，結(jié)果她說：“你太丑了，我不想跟你約會?！蔽以撛趺崔k？

Answered by Soumadeep Mazumdar

Tell her， "Well， if I had been prettier， I wouldn't have asked you out."

Then walk away， slowly walk away.

P.S. I borrowed this line from a discourse between my mom and dad.

Dad： （Jokingly） You are too short to marry.

Mom： （Winked） Well， dear， if I had been taller， I wouldn't have married you.

Dad： （Mentally） You win this one.

Me： （Slithering away） Holy cow， I gotta save this for Quora.

Soumadeep Mazumdar的回復(fù)：

跟她講：“這個嘛，要是我長得再帥一點，也不會約你出去了。”

然后走開，從容地走開。

P.S. 這是有次聽我爸媽聊天的時候?qū)W來的。

我爸：（開玩笑地說）你太矮了，娶了你我有點吃虧。

我媽：（眨眨眼）唉，親愛的，要是我長得高一點，也輪不到你娶我了啊。

我爸：（在心里）你贏了。

我：（默默溜走）我了個去，我要記下來，哪天發(fā)到Quora上。