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天下奇聞

2016-12-28 09:58:34淺由
瘋狂英語·初中天地 2016年12期
關鍵詞:新郎奶酪烏龜

天下奇聞

All That Is Interesting

本期“熱點直擊”聚焦“天下奇聞”,話不多說,趕緊一起來看看吧!

1 Dad Hilariously Re-created Daughter’s Selfies自拍?老爸和你一起拍!

Like most fathers would be, Chris Martin wastaken aback[大吃一驚]when he saw that comment posted in response to one of his 19-year-old daughter Cassie’sselfies[自拍]on her Instagram.

Instead of telling her to stop posting the photos or giving her alengthy lecture[冗長的訓話], he decided to take some selfies of his own.“I did it because she posted something and the guys in thecomment section[評論區(qū)]weretoo much[太過了],” Martin said. “So to put water on the fire, I posted one like it and said, ‘What about me, guys?’, and that did it.”

淺由有話說:這妹子由于在社交網(wǎng)站上傳了一些比較性感的照片,于是底下就惹來了很多男生的評論。老爸發(fā)現(xiàn)后,他并沒有用說教的方式讓女兒停止上傳這類照片,反而是換了一種比較特別的方式來吸引女兒的注意。那就是女兒拍什么,他也拍什么!看看這照片里的造型,這位老爸可是連文身都模仿了呢!估計女兒看到這么“辣眼睛”的模仿照都不想要再上傳照片了。不過因為這些模仿自拍照,這位老爸在那個社交網(wǎng)站上也收獲了蠻多人氣哦!

2 Groom’s Mother Went for a Walk, Gotten Lost, Delaying the Wedding關鍵時刻不要到處亂逛哦,小心迷路了!

A New Hampshire wedding gota dose of unexpected drama[一系列無法預料的戲劇性事件]when thegroom’s[新郎]mother went missing for several hours.

State police were told that Philameana Guerino hadn’t been seen for hours. The 72-year-old woman was inLandaff[蘭達夫], New Hampshire, to attend the wedding and had gone for a walk in the woods.

Luckily, with the help of the police, Guerino was found an hour and a half later. She had gotten lost on her walk.

State police said on their Facebook page that the wedding wasdelayed[延時]several hours, but thebride[新娘]and groom “definitely have a story for the future.”

淺由有話說:婚禮準備開始的時候,新郎的媽媽找不著了!這可急壞了大家!不過有驚無險,在警察叔叔的幫助下,新郎的媽媽很快就被找到了。原來她在散步的時候迷路了。雖然后來婚禮被延遲了幾個小時,但是人能平安回來就好。我想這對夫婦永遠都不會忘記他們婚禮上的這段“小插曲”!

3 New Jersey Man Charged with Stealing $160,000 Worth of Cheese奶酪大盜?哪里跑!

A New Jersey man has beencharged with[指控]stealing more than $160,000 worth ofJamaican cheese[牙買加奶酪].

Prosecutors[檢舉人]said 18-year-old Darluis Ortiz stolepallets[貨架]of cheese products from a foodwarehouse[倉庫]inMoonachie[穆納奇]on Sept. 23rd.

Ortiz was arrested later and charged with theft,burglary[入室行竊],conspiracy[密謀策劃]andpossessing[持有]burglary tools. He was being held in jail onbail[保釋金]that was $10,000 less than the value of the cheese.

淺由有話說:什么?還有專門偷奶酪的賊?一罐牙買加奶酪的價格基本上不超

過20美元吧,而這“奶酪大盜”竟偷了價值16萬的奶酪?!那得是偷了多少罐?這也太猖狂了吧!想不到這小賊年紀輕輕,作案手法已經(jīng)這么嫻熟了!一定要好好處罰才行,不可輕饒!

4 My House Wasn’t Robbed, It Was Stolen!我的房子被偷走了!

“My house was stolen. It was stolen!” Crichton said. She’s talking about the whole house being taken awayunder the cover of[在……的掩護下]darkness.

“The victim called us and said her tiny house had been stolen,” said the police officer Roger Kinney.

Still, whoever took it didn’t take it far. Just a few hours after reporting the theft, Crichton found her tiny home, sitting in a shopping center in WestSacramento[西薩克拉門托], California.

淺由有話說:是的,大家沒有看錯!不是房屋失竊,而是整座房子都被偷走了!這事聽起來雖然非常荒謬,但卻真真切切地發(fā)生在美國。雖然這座可移動的小房子后來被找到了,但估計受害者也受到了不少的驚嚇吧。試想想你放學或下班回來,卻找不到自己的房子了。這是一件多么可怕的事情呀!所以呀,還是咱們這種踏踏實實的房子比較安全??!

5 Real Life Hare and Tortoise Race Went Pretty Much How You’d Expect真實的“龜兔賽跑”!

Someone actually managed tostage[舉行]a race between a rabbit and atortoise[龜]––and it went exactly as our parents always said (although they used a rabbit rather than a hare[野兔]).

Just like thefable[寓言], the rabbithopped forward[向前跳]at the start to take a significantlead[領先].

But just before the end it stopped, and startedchilling[消沉]and looking around. The tortoise, meanwhile, kept onplodding along[緩慢爬行]at a steadypace[速度].

By the time the rabbit got going again, the tortoise was already halfway across the finish line. Despite the rabbit being faster, it was a tortoise victory.

淺由有話說:真是稀奇事,竟然有人真的舉辦了“龜兔賽跑”!記得小時候聽這故事的時候,我根本就不相信現(xiàn)實中兔子會輸給烏龜,所以認為故事都是瞎編亂造的。但是!現(xiàn)在故事成真了!除了故事里的野兔換成是家兔外,其他的基本都按照故事的情節(jié)上演。兔子一開始領先,但它在中途休息了。而烏龜呢,它慢慢地保持著自己的速度,堅持不懈地獲得了最后的勝利!我現(xiàn)在終于肯相信了,原來,烏龜真的會跑贏兔子的??!

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