和歌供稿

Knock Knock Jokes

敲門笑話

和歌供稿

Knock Knock Jokes是國外小孩子間玩的游戲，這游戲通常是利用諧音等產生幽默的效果。同時，它也能提高孩子們的語言運用能力。

— Knock, knock.

— Who’s there?

— I’m T!

— I’m T who?

— Oh, you’re only 2?

Is your Mom home?

— Knock, knock.

— Who’s there?

— Your niece.

— Your niece who?

— Your niece who can’t reach the doorbell[門鈴]!

— Knock, knock.

— Who’s there?

— Mom & Dad!

— Mom & Dad who?

— Your Mom and Dad!

— Knock, knock.

— Who’s there?

— Hoo!

— Hoo who?

— You talk like an owl[貓頭鷹].

— Knock, knock.

— Who’s there?

— Me!

— Me who?

— You are so weird[怪異的]that you don’t know who you are!

— Knock, knock.

— Who’s there?

— Hello!

— Hello who?

— Hello, Kitty!