By [Argentina] Mordillo

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By [Argentina] Mordillo

Jogging in Wechat

Wechat jogging is a popular APP offering step-counting services for people in cellphone. A girl’s wechat walking counting record shows great differences from day to day—for some days, it shows twenty thousand steps while for others it shows steps fewer than a hundred steps. One day, I asked her casually why she walked long distance on some days while barely walked on the others. She answered:“If I had twenty thousand steps,that’s because I was shopping in the street. If I walked less than a hundred steps, that’s because I was shopping online.”

Where are the guests?

On the weekend, my besties and I finally got together, putting on our heavy makeup and going out for a meal.

Since the air conditioning in the private room of the restaurant was out of function, and what we ate happened to be hot pot,so everyone sweat like a pig and our exquisite makeup messed up within half an hour. Having no way out, we rushed to the restroom and washed off all the makeup.Without makeup on our faces, we came back and went on eating.

Then the waiter entered the private room to serve us the tea.At the sight of our plain faces, the waiter got puzzled, asking us with much anxiety: “Where are the guests on this table before you?They haven’t paid their bill yet!”

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微信運(yùn)動(dòng)

微信運(yùn)動(dòng)中，有一個(gè)姑娘每天行走的步數(shù)差別非常大，要么兩萬(wàn)多步，要么幾十步。那天，我隨口問(wèn)她怎么走走停停，她答：“如果一天走了兩萬(wàn)多步，那是我在逛街買東西；如果只走了幾十步，那是我在網(wǎng)上買東西?！?/p>

剛才那桌人去哪了

周末，我們幾個(gè)閨蜜好不容易湊齊，個(gè)個(gè)打扮得花枝招展出去吃飯。

因?yàn)轱埖臧g里的空調(diào)壞了，吃的又是火鍋，不到半小時(shí)，大家滿臉流汗，精心化的妝都花了。沒(méi)辦法，只能匆匆去衛(wèi)生間把臉清洗

干凈后，素顏?zhàn)?，繼續(xù)開(kāi)吃。這時(shí)，服務(wù)員來(lái)包間加水，看到素顏的我們，一下子蒙了，緊張地問(wèn)：“剛才那桌人去哪了？她們還沒(méi)結(jié)賬呢。”