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Unexpected Answers II

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意想不到的回答（二）

1.Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.

Maria: This is America.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did.

2.A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.”

The friend says, “If I guess right,will you give me one of them?”

The first guy says, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them!”

3.Father: What did you do today to help your mother?

Son: I dried the dishes.

Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

4.Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.

Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.

5.A: I was born in California.

B: Which part?

A: All of me.