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Jokes 笑話

2020-08-28 11:31
關(guān)鍵詞:足球比賽笑話窮人

A Sports Dream

一個(gè)關(guān)于足球比賽的夢(mèng)

Mike is late for school. "Why didit make you late?" Mr White asks.

"I watched a football game in mydream," Mike says. "The garue wentinto extra (額外的 ) time. They playedto decide (決定) a winner(獲勝者). Icouldn ' t wake up."

A Poor Man and a Coin

窮人和一枚硬幣

A poor man goes to see a doctor.

"Doctor," he says. "Please helpme. I swallowed (吞下) a coin about amonth ago."

"Why didn' t you come to mesooner(早一點(diǎn)) ?" asks the doctor.

"Well," answers the poor man, "Ididn ' t need the coin then(那時(shí)候)."

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